The Moon: He could prance around Mare Tranquility without a spacesuit, just to show us how to survive within the vacuous nature of the moon. As my buddy (we'll call him Chris Ferry) said, "He could eat a moon rock and wipe his mouth with the American flag. Why? Because he can".
MTV: He could prance around TRL set without a spacesuit, just to show us how to survive within the vacuous nature of The Hills cast.
Flatbush, Brooklyn: Let's see Bear survive a bullet in the neck, bitch.
Naples, FL: Bear could show us how to survive in a place where everyone else goes to die.
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