Worst blog ever?

You have always been honest with me, loyal reader, so I am going to lay it all out on the line for you.

I am a 32 year old who enjoys virtually nothing (save for fantasy football). I always lose to my friends and even most strangers when I play Lexulous. I weigh approximately the same as a nine year old with a gland problem. I root for my alma mater, Florida. I also root for Philly teams (Eagles, Phillies, Sixers, Flyers, Wings, Soul [but not in 2009]), but I hate them all with malice for what they have done to my life. Except the Phillies post Halloween 2008.

I was going to start a blog about being a fantasy football commissioner, but the season is now over, and thinking about it makes me sad.